Yesterday, I sent what I thought was a fun tweet about the new social restrictions (rumoured to be around for the next six months). It expressed that I was glad I'd been on some dates in the freer interim between lockdowns - because I could now retreat comfortably to my single life, safe in the knowledge that the men on London's dating scene are still, overwhelmingly, trash. I compared myself to a dating groundhog. It was unmistakeably a joke. Nevertheless, I had a small prem